I am a Published Author! What?!

I am a Published Author! What?!

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. No. We’re on the top. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Yeah, and if you were...
What to Cook This July

What to Cook This July

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. No. We’re on the top. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As...